"It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde."
Dumb quotes
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"If you're deaf, dumb, and blind to what's happening in the world, you're under no obligation to do anything. But if you know what's happening and you don't do anything but sit on your ass, then you're nothing but a punk"
"There's things people say in the barbershop they won't even say in their own living room, because it's just one of those zones where nobody's going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion."
"Lay low, play dumb, keep moving."
"Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'"
"I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together."
"I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun."
"Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie."
"It's deep-rooted, the music of being young and dumb, It's never muted, in fact, it's much louder where I'm from."
"Love is not dumb. The heart speaks many ways."
"I am not fitted to give concerts. The audience intimidates me, I feel choked by its breath, paralyzed by its curious glances, struck dumb by all those strange faces."
"We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing."
"But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things."
"This letter gives me a tongue; and were I not allowed to write, I should be dumb. [Lat., Praebet mihi littera linguam: Et, si non liceat scribere, mutus ero.]"
"If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep."
"Young, dumb, lookin' in the mirror tryin' to figure out who I’m gonna be this year."
"It's in the nature of stock markets to go way down from time to time. There's no system to avoid bad markets. You can't do it unless you try to time the market, which is a seriously dumb thing to do. Conservative investing with steady savings without expecting miracles is the way to go."
"Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?"
"Ever dumb thing I ever done in my life there was a decision I made before that got me into it. It was never the dumb thing. It was always some choice I'd made before it."
"No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer"
"Music has always pushed ahead social movements and can do much more than just dumb down a populace."