"Think before you speak. Read before you think."
"Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt."
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Source: Fran Lebowitz (2003). “Metropolitan Life ; Social Studies: Social studies”
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