Dean Martin
Singer
"The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher."
Funny Drinking quotes
Funny Drinking
7 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Oscar Wilde
Writer
"There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink."
Conan O'Brien
Television Host, Comedian
"The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth."
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