Oscar Wilde
Writer
"An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him."
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Funny Friend
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Otto von Bismarck
Statesman, Chancellor
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Writer, Journalist
"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."
Samuel Butler
Novelist, Poet, Essayist
"A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends."
Elie Wiesel
Writer, Holocaust Survivor
"Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love."
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"Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too."
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"A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face."
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"When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative."
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"You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time."
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"It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did."
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"Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends."
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"I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."
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"Without friends the world is but a wilderness."
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"Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends."
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"What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is."
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"I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends."
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"It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell."
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"Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends."
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