Funny Graduation quotes

Funny Graduation

26 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.

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Barney Frank
Barney Frank Politician

"When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 yards to graduate...because Harry Elkins Widener had drowned with the sinking of the Titanic. And it made me very grateful at the time that he had not gone down in a plane crash."

Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton Singer, Songwriter, Actress

"Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras."

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