Funny Sarcastic quotes
11 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them."
"Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny."
"I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful."
"Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror."
"When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea."
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