Oscar Wilde
Writer
"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame."
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Homer
Poet
"I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me."
Homer
Poet
"But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!"
Homer
Poet
"Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
Homer
Poet
"Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow"
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"If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair."
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"I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God."
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"Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria."
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"The strong must protect the sweet."
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