"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"I did LSD and peyote in the late Sixties, before I got into cocaine. That was concurrent with my change from a straight comic to the album and counterculture period, and those drugs served their purpose. They helped open me up."
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