"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people."
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Source: George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey?. TV Special, www.imdb.com. June 12, 1988.
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