Grandma quotes

Grandma

272 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.

272 quotes
Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama Lawyer, Author, First Lady

"Our life before moving to Washington was filled with simple joys...Saturdays at soccer games, Sundays at grandma's house...and a date night for Barack and me was either dinner or a movie, because as an exhausted mom, I couldn't stay awake for both."

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Grandma

"A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma."

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Tom Arnold Actor, Comedian
Grandma

"Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know"

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Pam Brown Poet
Grandma

"Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric."

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Carson Daly Television Host
Grandma

"Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him."

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Brian Andreas Artist
Grandma

"My grandma used to plant tomato seedlings in tin cans from tomato sauce & puree & crushed tomatoes she got from the Italian restaurant by her house, but she always soaked the labels off first. I don't want them to be anxious about the future, she said. It's not healthy."

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will.i.am Musician, Producer
Grandma

"I like all the families in the U.K. But what I like about the idea of the royal family is... they seem like they're well educated and there's something admirable about them. And the Queen... she reminds me of my grandma."

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Anthony Bourdain Chef, Author, Television Personality
Grandma

"Food is everything we are. It's an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It's inseparable from those from the get-go."

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Kendrick Lamar Rapper, Songwriter
Grandma

"My grandma always said, "Where there's a will, there's a way." I think it's just naturally in our DNA to be able to survive. We was always taught that: to survive. When you talking about slavery, it's to survive."

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Lady Gaga Singer, Actress
Grandma

"I went to see 'Phantom of the Opera' with my grandma and my mom when I was very little. The stage, the voice, the music?... Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has been a massive inspiration to me for some time - the storytelling, that deliciously somber undertone in his music."

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Florence King Author
Grandma

"Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden on the children and regrouped under one roof."

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Grandma

"Soup simmering, music of idle gossip, yammering kids, domestic chaos - long adjusted to this rolling scene, you show them your lofty calm."

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Dolly Parton Singer, Songwriter, Actress
Grandma

"I don't think of myself as a feminist, but if someone calls me a feminist icon, that's fine. I've always stood up for women and myself in general. I have a great love and respect, because I have had beautiful sisters, aunts and my grandmas, but I love men. I totally understand the nature of men."

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