"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
"There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan."
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Source: Fictional character: Rufus T. Firefly. Duck Soup, www.imdb.com. 1933.
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