"This is a dreadful thing to say, but I have wondered in my darker hours that, if everything were legal, wouldn't it be kind of a Darwinian solution to a lot of problems? Who are the bikies that you see who are cruisin' around with no helmet or with a hat turned around like that yoyo in Cheap Trick? They're dummies, and if they splatter their brains all over the sidewalk, they're not going to be collecting food stamps."
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"Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her; If you can bounce high, bounce for her too, Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!"
"Nobody loves me. No, everybody wanted me to do this one by myself, and I wanted to do it by myself. So, this is sorta like my first solo album. I didn't pull any tricks out of my hat, and just went with the natural flow of the film."
"I'm a project manager, not a magician. Magicians have way cooler hats."
"Ist es an und fu? r sich absurd, das Nichtsein fu? r einUbel zu ? halten; da jedes Ubel wie jedes Gut das Dasein zur Voraussetzung hat, ja sogar das Bewusstsein. It is in and by itself absurd to regard non-existence as an evil; for every evil, like every good, presupposes existence, indeed even consciousness."
"Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery."
"My hat's in the ring. The fight is on and I'm stripped to the buff."
"Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain."
"Oh, both my shoes are shiny new, And pristine is my hat My dress is 1922… My life is all like that."
"I wear my hat as I please, indoors or out."
"Sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads."
"My hat is in the ring."
"Wearing hats has become like fine art for me."
"Gray hats are the ones who think they're doing good, but they're not. You learn that when the FBI shows up on your doorstep."
"All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats!"
"When the Quaker Penn kept his hat on in the royal presence, Charles (King Charles II) politely removed his, explaining that it was the custom in that place for only one person at a time to remain covered."
"As for an authentic villain, the real thing, the absolute, the artist, one rarely meets him even once in a lifetime. The ordinary bad hat is always in part a decent fellow."
"Some make Conscience of wearing a Hat in the Church, who make none of robbing the Altar."
"My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant."
"I showed the grown ups my maasterpiece, andI asked them if my drawing scared them. They answered why be scared of a hat? My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant."