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"Fools make researches and wise men exploit them - that is our earthly way of dealing with the question, and we thank Heaven for an assumed abundance of financially impotent and sufficiently ingenious fools."
"If after all my Atheology turns out wrong and your Theology right I feel I shall always be able to pass into Heaven (if I want to) as a friend of G.K.C.'s. Bless you."
"If Max [Aitken] gets to Heaven he won't last long. He will be chucked out for trying to pull off a merger between Heaven and Hell ... after having secured a controlling interest in key subsidiary companies in both places, of course."
"He had angered Providence by resisting too many temptations. There was nothing left but heaven, where he would meet only those who, like him, had wasted earth."
""What are you going to do?" "Can't say - run for president, write -" "Greenwich Village?" "Good heavens, no - I said write - not drink.""
"The only home I had was with Warner Bros. during the '90s. I made four movies with them then. Natural Born Killers, JFK, Heaven and Earth. Any Given Sunday was the last. And that was the end of the Terry Semel/Bob Daly regime."
"Paradise is a center whither the souls of all men are proceeding, each sect in its particular road."
"The Koran says that there can be no heaven for one who sheds the blood of an innocent neighbour."
"If India becomes the slave of the machine, then, I say, heaven save the world."
"Earth and heaven are in us"
"If India adopted the doctrine of love as an active part of her religion and introduced it in her politics. Swaraj would descend upon India from heaven. But I am painfully aware that that event is far off as yet."
"When I'm on the court, it's like I'm in heaven."
"The way of heaven is to help and not harm."
"Heaven and Earth are not kind. They regard all things as offerings."
"The Way to Heaven has no favorites. It is always with the good man."
"There was something that finished chaos, born before Heaven and Earth."
"If Heaven and Earth are unable to persist, how could man?"
"He who defends with love will be secure; Heaven will save him, and protect him with love."
"Purity and stillness give the correct law to all under heaven."