George Carlin
Comedian, Actor
"Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"
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Hemorrhoids
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Kyle Smith
Actor
"The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi."
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