"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
Hipster quotes
201 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
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"We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind.""
"The town was paper, but the memories were not."
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
"Rather be dead than cool."
"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."
"Civilization begins with distillation"
"As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story."
"What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person."
"He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of half-animated abortions, conceited, half-educated coxcombs, who attach themselves to the idea most in fashion only to vulgarize it and who caricature every cause they serve, however sincerely."
"If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all."
"I ain’t no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir."
"Our lives are composed of a finite set of moments that we choose how to spend."
"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why."
"Our fearlessness shall be our secret weapon."
"All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone."
"Something invisible snapped inside her."
"The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy."
"Sometimes the way you think about someone isn't the way they actually are."
"They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting."