"If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!"
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"Tell me I have to be somewhere, and I'll be there 20 minutes early and stay there longer than anybody else. You hold up a lot of people if you're not on time."
"If we can't be true to ourselves, what can we be true to?"
"Examine other points of view as if they were your own."
"If you want to create, you'll create."
"He did each single thing as if he did nothing else."
"If a woman is poorly dressed, you notice her dress. If a woman is impeccably dressed, you notice the woman."
"If you don't know the life yet, how could be possible for you to know the death?"
"If an urn lacks the characteristics of an urn, how can we call it an urn?"
"If you don't have an ego, you're a wino."
"If you can hit a guy once, you can hit him twice."
"If you wish to be happy yourself, you must resign yourself to seeing others also happy."
"If you had the power to destroy the world, would you do so?"
"If we're for one another, we're feminists. The rest is semantics."
"If success corrupts, I'm probably pretty corrupted by now."
"If you count E-mail, I'm on the Internet all day, every day."
"The only rule I got is if you slide, get up."
"If people really want to find you, they find you."
"Success isn´t guaranteed, but failure is certain if you aren´t truly emotionally invested in your work."
"Extremes are for us as if they were not, and as if we were not in regard to them; they escape from us, or we from them."