"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged."
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"If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize."
"Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility."
"An Airedale can do anything any other dog can do and then whip the other dog if he has to."
"I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example."
"If you change nothing, nothing will change."
"If we give God things in hope that they'll earn us blessings, we're really not doing anything for him. It's for ourselves."
"If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other."
"You're nothing in America if you don't have debt."
"If men live decently it is because discipline saves their very lives for them."
"If I am Sophocles, I am not mad; and if I am mad, I am not Sophocles."
"If they are just, they are better than clever."
"If you can't hide what you are going to do, do it so everybody thinks you are a fool."
"If you're going to teach a child, teach him properly."
"I am not afraid of the truth, if any one could tell it me, but I am afraid of parts of it impertinently uttered."
"If it comes to a swinging, swing all, say I."
"A person can go along quite awhile if they get a good day every once and again."
"If you have one wish, wish for everything to be exactly as it is. Then wait patiently for your wish to come true."
"It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them."
"If you love her", I said, "you'll love somebody else someday."