Inanimate Objects

Russell Baker Writer

"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."

George Orwell Writer, Journalist

"Bombing is not especially inhumane. War itself is inhumane and the bombing plane, which is used to paralyse industry and transport, is a relatively civilised weapon. 'Normal' or 'legitimate' warfare is just as destructive of inanimate objects and enormously so of human lives."

Russell Baker Writer

"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him, and the three major classifications are based on the method each object uses to achieve its purpose. As a general rule, any object capable of breaking down at the moment when it is most needed will do so."

Barbara Grizzuti Harrison Author

"There are no inanimate objects."