"Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability . . . For the ear he is an unutterable bore, not nearly so talented as Frank Sinatra back in the latter's rather hysterical days at the Paramount Theater."
"There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come."
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Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, Berkley Publishing Group, 1992.
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