"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings"
"I model irregular clothing."
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Source: Jay Maisel (2014). “Light, Gesture, and Color”, p.7, New Riders
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Jay London
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Jay London is a stand-up comedian known for his insightful humor that explores identity and the human experience.
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