Girlfriend quotes
934 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
"Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but shes really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, youre going to be just fine."
"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend."
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."
"Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me."
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"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
"I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other."
"The best things in life can never be kept; They must be given away. A Smile, a Kiss, and Love If you are asking if I'd hurt you, the answer is never. If you are asking if i love u,the answer is forever. If you are asking if i want u,the answer is i do. If you are asking what i value most, the answer is YOU Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be."
"Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend."
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!"
"Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the right thing."
"Oh yeah In France a skinny man Died of a big disease with a little name By chance his girlfriend came across a needle And soon she did the same At home there are seventeen-year-old boys And their idea of fun Is being in a gang called The Disciples High on crack, totin' a machine gun."
"Ronda is the place where to go, if you are planning to travel to Spain for a honeymoon or for being with a girlfriend. The whole city and its surroundings are a romantic set. ... Nice promenades, good wine, excellent food, nothing to do."
"Karma is God's girlfriend."
"Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make."
"My rule is you want someone whos got both feet on the ground. An ideal girlfriend might be someone who works in the business and can understand what youre going through but is not an actor themselves - is willing to run lines with you but when you start acting crazy, they throw up their hands and take you for what you are and be accepting."
"When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness."
"And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I would remember I had a wife at home who loved me, or later that my wife had left me and I was terrirfied, or again later that I had a beautiful alcoholic girlfriend who would make me happy forever. But every time I entered the place there were veiled faces promising everything and then clarifying quickly into the dull, the usual, looking up at me and making the same mistake."
"For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that's taking something that potentially should be celebrated - a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way - that's taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist."
"I do not love you-except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, from waiting to not waiting for you my heart moves from the cold into the fire."
"We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."
"Love and you shall be loved. All love is mathematically just, as much as two sides of an algebraic equation."
"I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend."
"I don't think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a bar in England, years ago, with an ex-girlfriend. I heard this scratching. I was about to go to bed and I was thinking, 'It's an old ghost.' I could hear this noise, but I couldn't work out where it was coming from."
