"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings"
"You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart."
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Source: Half-Truths, Non-Truths, and Louis C.K. by David Haglund, www.newyorker.com. January 28, 2015.
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