"[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first."
"A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse."
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Source: Milton Berle, With Charm and a Mink by Jane Wollman Rusoff, www.nytimes.com. November 5, 2006.
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