"A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse."
"The thing that attracted me to my husband was his pride. I'll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze - and he too proud to run and get it."
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Source: Milton Berle, With Charm and a Mink by Jane Wollman Rusoff, www.nytimes.com. November 5, 2006.
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