"Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath."
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"Kitten." His voice was thick with something I couldn't name. "This is the part... where you don't have a choice."
"Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven." "Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy."
"You either trust me or you don't. I've never let you down, and I won't walk away unless you make me. Period. Now, unless you have a real emergency, I'd like to get back to my vacation. And my corpse, thanks."
"He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren't bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath."
"If only there was a way I could cover my tension with the scent of eau de brass valls instead."
"How could I possibly keep my cool while getting sweaty with him? What if I screamed out something horrifying, like "I love you?" What if I had an epileptic attack and started drooling or spitting right in the middle of things?"
"Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties."
"Where are we going? You never told me." "My home in Romania." Wow, this guy wasn’t kidding with his Dracula fixation."
"Don’t take your hands off me even once tonight.” (Vlad)"
"He was also handsome in a too-pretty way that made me think with less muscles, a wig, and some makeup, he'd look great in a dress. Vlad's scowl vanished into a smile as the brunet's gaze swung in my direction as though he'd somehow heard that. "Looks as though she's put you in your place as well, Bones," Vlad drawled."
"This isn't going to be easy," I grumbled as we headed toward the exit. Bones shrugged. "Nothing worthwhile ever is."
"I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know."
"Oh, yes, that feels so good," I moaned, and instead of punching Ian, pulled him closer. Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. "I know. I'm truly gifted."
"...love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride." (Annette to Cat)"
"Wasn't it time she risked getting hurt again, instead of just accepting the numbness of never letting anyone in?"
"He's clean," Ritchie announced. Chance wrinkled his nose with mild distaste. "Can't say the same about you. Really, man, soap is nothing to fear."
"Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock."
"He tasted like sin made into wine: dark, heady, and impossible to resist."
"You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too."