Kurt Vonnegut
Novelist, Satirist
"Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."
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Jerk
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Charlie Chaplin
Actor, Filmmaker, Composer
"It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks."
Bill Hicks
Comedian, Writer
"Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks."
Ryan Holiday
Author, marketer
"What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit."
Al Gore
Politician
"I was born a poor black child."
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"Hemmingway was a jerk."
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"I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk."
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"I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore."
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"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey"
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"People should realize we're jerks just like them."
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"I act like a jerk sometimes."
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"The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks"
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"I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding."
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"As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk."
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"I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie."
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"It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!"
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