"It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . ."
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Jimmy Buffett quotes (page 9 of 10)
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"Mirror that lies, mirror that lies, that can't be me in the gorilla disguise."
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"So I'll put on my bob marley tape And practice what I preach Get jah lost in the reggae mon As I walk along the beach"
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"We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!"
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"Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin."
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"Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid."
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"You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile"
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"The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it."
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"My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars."
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"While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend."
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"Nobody else cares about you at the beginning of your career except you-and, of course, your mother. Your mother is there because that is what mothers do."
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"Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time."
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"Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue."
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"Truth is stranger than fishin."
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"The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart."
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"If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway."
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"Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts."
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"They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score."
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"I just thank God I don't live in a trailer."
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"[Writing] is edit, edit, edit. It's almost like getting a boat ready to go to sea. You've still got a countless number of things left to fix, but you've just got to go, "O.K., everybody get on the boat. We're going, ready or not.""
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