"A philistine is habitually bored and looks for things that won't bore him. An artist finds things boring, but is never bored."
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Karl Kraus quotes (page 4 of 14)
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"When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves like a beast, he says 'After all, I'm only human."
"Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work."
"If something is stolen from you, don't go to the police. They're not interested. Don't go to a psychologist either, because he's interested in only one thing: that it was really you who did the stealing."
"The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant."
"He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent."
"To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs."
"Insights into erotic life belong to art, not education. But sometimes these have to be spelled out for the illiterates. And it ismainly a matter of convincing the illiterates, for they are the ones who write the penal code."
"Immortality is the only thing which doesn't tolerate being postponed."
"A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful."
"A comprehensive education is a well-stocked pharmacy: but we have no assurance that potassium cyanide will not be administered fora head cold."
"Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves."
"Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match."
"Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world."
"If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies."
"Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves."
"Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it."
"Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower."
"What are all the orgies of Bacchus when compared to the intoxication of someone who completely surrenders to continence!"
"War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation that the other fellow will be worse off; then, the satisfaction that he isn't any better off; and, finally, the surprise at everyone's being worse off."