"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."
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"I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later."
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"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
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"Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams."
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"Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain."
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"Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window."
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"I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy."
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"Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life."
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"A song can take you to a special time in your life."
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"Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens."
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"It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do."
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"I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem."
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"Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG video game ever created, and if I spoke Japanese I could have played the foreign ones too! Man, I could have built a spaceship in my backyard and flew it to the moon and back, if I wanted."
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"When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System."
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"The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea."
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"If you are not learning, you are not living."
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"I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?"
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"I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit."
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"Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop."
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"I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats."
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