Kneeling

Robert Anton Wilson Author, Philosopher

"I've recently noticed "as if for the first time" that when people pray they always look "upward" - i.e. perpendicular to whatever place they're standing - or kneeling or groveling. I deduce that they conceive of their "god" as topologically isomorphic to a huge donut, about a thousand miles wider than Earth."

Barbara Johnson Author

"A lot of kneeling keeps one in good standing."

Shania Twain Singer-songwriter

"I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."