"Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated"
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"God goes to work with you and does the laundry with you too. There's no place that God is not."
"My mother had no end of tragedy in her life. She would make herself get up and take a deep breath and go out and do laundry. Hang up sheets."
"Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming, a bit of dramatics. Then an exchange of vows."
"Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room."
"We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry."