"One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely."
Lewis Carroll
Author, Mathematician
Lewis Carroll was an English writer and mathematician, best known for his imaginative works like 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,' which explore themes of identity and reality.
- Born
- January 27, 1832
- Died
- January 14, 1898
- Quotes
- 367
- Rank
- #511
Quote collection
Lewis Carroll quotes (page 14 of 19)
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"Yet what are all such gaieties to me whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?"
"But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day, If your Snark be a Boojum! for then You will softly and suddenly vanish away, And never be met with again!"
"In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again."
"And how do you know that you're mad?"
"Ill try the whole cause, and condemn you to death."
"Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everything that Alice said; ‘there’s a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that is– “The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours."
"You are old Father William,' the young man said, 'and your hair has become very white; and yet you incessantly stand on your head-do you think, at your age, it is right?"
"And how many hours a day did you do lessons?' said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject. Ten hours the first day,' said the Mock Turtle: 'nine the next, and so on.' What a curious plan!' exclaimed Alice. That's the reason they're called lessons,' the Gryphon remarked: 'because they lessen from day to day."
"But then, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way -- never to be an old woman -- but then -- always to have lessons to learn!"
"You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I can't tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in a bit." "Perhaps it hasn't one," Alice ventured to remark. "Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."
"The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young."
"You can't be that good; you work for me."
"A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful."
"Where do you come from? And where are you going? Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time."
"Be sure the safest rule is that we should not dare to live in any scene in which we dare not die."
"We are but older children, dear, Who fret to find our bedtime near."
"Every story has a moral you just need to be clever enough to find it - the Dutchess"
"Fading, with the Night, the memory of a dead love, and the withered leaves of a blighted hope, and the sickly repinings and moody regrets that numb the best energies of the soul: and rising, broadening, rolling upward like a living flood, the manly resolve, and the dauntless will, and the heavenward gaze of faith-the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen!"
"When, as a child, I first opened my eyes on a Sunday-morning, a feeling of dismal anicipation, which began at least on the Friday,culminated. I knew what was before me, and my wish, if not my word, was "Would God it were evening!" It was no day of rest, but a day of texts, of catechisms (Watts'), of tracts about converted swearers, godly charwomen, and edifying deaths of sinners saved.... There was but one rosy spot, in the distance, all that day: and that was "bed-time," which never could come too early!"