"Europe's the mayonnaise all right, but America supplies the good old lobster."
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"I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone."
"Seafood was always my favorite food. I mean, fried lobster? Come on. Once I found out shrimp, scallops and lobster were my allergic triggers, I had to change my diet."
"Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib."
"Nice' in a bodyguard is about as useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters."
"Will you walk a little faster? said a whiting to a snail, "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail! See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance: They are waiting on the shingle--will you come and join the dance?"
"I prefer sinners and madmen, who can learn, who can change, who can teach-or people like myself, if I may say so, who are not afraid to eat a lobster alone as they take on their shoulders the monumental weight of thirty years"
"Excuse me if I enjoy myself rather obviously! I don't often have the luck to have a dream like this. It is new to me for a nightmare to lead me to a lobster. It is commonly the other way."