"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
"English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place."
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Source: Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 3, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar (1894)
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