"My mom's never been married. I've never even seen my mom kiss a dude."
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"Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. It's an epidemic. You gotta represent!"
"My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!"
"It's just as hard staying happily married as it is doing movies."
"I get so much out of being married and raising my kids - that's really important to me."
"I know a girl, she been married so many times, she got rice marks all over her face"
"If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead."
"I realized I loved you, and I didn't want to be married to somebody I didn't love. I wanted to be married to you. It isn't all that complicated."
"I've been mainly a happy boy in my life. I married the right girl and we did what we wanted to do."
"The boredom of married life inevitable destroys love, when love has preceded marriage."
"My parents were sixty years married."
"When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different."
"I'm never going to get married." "You're crazy." Buddy brightened. "You'll change your mind." "No. My mind's made up."
"Look, I've had four kicks at the can. You've had a tremendous career. We're also happy. We've loved. We've lived. We don't starve. We haven't been shot in the gut. So at that point, I started getting a little more serious about the content we were making and the business and building the business. I also became more serious about life and being happy. I got married, I have kids - I'm happy at a cellular level now."
"Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?"
"When I get married,' said Fred, tugging at the collar of his own robes. 'I won't be bothering with any of this nonsense. You can all wear what you like and I'll put a full body-bind curse on mum until it's over."
"He felt married to her, that was all."
"I got married and basically forgot about Elvis. Then Speedway came. That was the most fun of all, to see him every day all those weeks."
"I think there probably was a time when I was less provocative. That's when I was married."
"Being happily married, I’m more focused on what I’m doing. Ya know, one of my quotes is ‘love isn’t looking somebody in the eyes; it’s looking out in the same direction."