"You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat."
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"If Mike Tyson is in your courtroom and you don't send him to jail, it's an injustice. Everyone knows he's a bad guy. So if he is in your courtroom, he should go to jail."
"God, it would be good to be a fake somebody rather than a real nobody."
"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."
"My intentions were not to fascinate the world with my personality."
"Box gap is not a thing. If you need to back up to a mirror and bend over to find out how you look, you are playing to the wrong audience."
"Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show."
"Fighting is spiritual. It appears to be physical from the layman's eyes. In my fights, I seemed to be angry and mad - all that stuff you saw me doing, the yelling and screaming and being mean in the ring - but I'm cool as a cucumber. I can hear everybody talking around me outside of the ring. I can see everybody. I know what is going on."
"Me? I see an old, broke-ass black guy taking care of a bunch of kids, living life, taking them to school, and all that stuff, who's asking himself: What the hell is this? But I wouldn't give it up for the world because I love my wife. I never expected to have a life like this. No chaos... no confusion... no lawsuits... no violence... no going to jail."
"I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls."
"I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain."
"I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself."
"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."
"[Sometimes I] put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters."
"Common sense is so very simple but very difficult to grasp."
"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."
"Sometimes you have to wait for the right deal. They all seem good, at least at first, and they may make you some quick money. But when the right deal comes, and it fits into your [overall] plan, it's just overwhelming success. Sometimes, with the long-term deals, you have to take a risk if you're going to get a reward. It's exactly like fighting. Sometimes you have to take chances to get that huge win."
"We're all going to be tested. The dark energy is going to knock on all of our doors."
"Nietzsche's my favorite. He's just insane."
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. It's ludricrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."