“My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.”
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“I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.”
“If you have leaders who are prepared to incite group against group it is very easy to manufacture reasons and excuses.”
“When a mad man walks naked, it is his kinsmen who feel shame, not himself.”
“In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.”
“The concentration camp is the final expression of human separateness and its ultimate consequence. It is organized abandonment.”
“How I hate those who are dedicated to producing conformity.”
“Donald Trump does not understand the UK and what happens in the UK.”
“I trust everyone. I just don't trust the devil inside them.”
“A plan that everyone dislikes for different reasons is a success. A plan everyone dislikes for the same reason is a failure. A plan that everyone likes for the same reason is an act of God!”
“I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.”
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”
“I can't stand people that do not take food seriously.”
“Everyone talks about religious liberty, but no one believes it. So let us be blunt about it: we must use the doctrine of religious liberty to gain independence for Christian schools until we train up a generation of people who know that there is no religious neutrality, no neutral law, no neutral education, and no neutral civil government. Then they will get busy in constructing a Bible-based social, political, and religious order which finally denies the religious liberty of the enemies of God.”
“I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.”
“Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.”
“I don't think a tough question is disrespectful.”
“I felt that there was nothing wrong with what I was doing because I was supplying a product to people that wanted it and it was accepted. I mean nobody really was making any negative statements about marijuana.”
“The war on drugs was an ideology the government came up with, and there never really was a war on drugs. I mean, to stop the importation of drugs into the United States of America is an impossibility.”
“Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.”