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"I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave."
"I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth."
"I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again."
"I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean."
"Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!"
"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
"There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch."
"I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well."
"I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail."
"I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important."
"If the money's right, I'll do a film."
"At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it."
"I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?"
"I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat."
"I like the effect drink has on me."
"I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then."
"But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it."
"Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!"
"You meet a better class of person in pubs."
"Awe and respect are two different things."