"There is only one thing that could make me near homicidal. Yeah - this is called My Proper Tea."
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"There is one thing about being President -- nobody can tell you when to sit down."
"Life is the one thing you cannot get out of alive."
"It's the tide. It's the dismal tide. It's not the one thing."
"One thing you can't pretend to be is funny."
"One thing you can't do to a fan is change their heart about somebody."
"Lumps are caused by one thing and one thing alone - the improper addition of a starch."
"To know one thing thoroughly would be to know the universe."
"One thing I really hate is experience. Experience for me doesn't work. Everybody's talking about experience this, experience that."
"In the end, it only comes down to one thing: choosing the one you can’t live without."
"If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something."
"Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you."
"The failure of one thing is repaired by the success of another."
"The one thing we fear most is the one thing that is not possible: We cannot die, we cannot be destroyed."
"The end of one thing is just the beginning of another."
"The one thing that can be more disconcerting than intelligent hatred is demanding love."
"Meditation tells you only one thing: God is. Meditation reveals to you only one truth: yours is the vision of God."
"Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven."
"There is one thing about knowing history, and another in recreating it."
"One thing I loved about New Zealand was the indoor/outdoor lifestyle of the place."