"The trouble with happiness is people don't practice it."
"I quite like convincing the person the broom is their favourite actress. They are talking to a broom and they think it's Julia Roberts and they snog it. In Reading one guy took the broom into the wings and was getting amorous with it. I had a struggle to get it back. He was exhausted when he came out."
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Source: Twitter post from Mar 13, 2016
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