William Shakespeare
Playwright, Poet
"Your worm is your only emperor for diet; we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots."
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Jack Nicholson
Actor, Filmmaker
"With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60."
James D. Watson
Molecular Biologist, Geneticist
"Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them."
Aesop
Fabulist
"Better to starve free than be a fat slave"
Bob Dylan
Singer-songwriter
"Folk music is a bunch of fat people."
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"Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?"
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"Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure"
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"Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up."
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"Litigation only makes lawyers fat."
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"Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me."
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"Love fed fat soon turns to boredom."
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"My fat never made me less money."
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"A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit."
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"Anger as soon as fed is dead- 'Tis starving makes it fat."
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"love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving"
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"It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat."
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"Nobody wants a fat lead singer."
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"I have been treated as a freak, rather like the fat lady at the circus."
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"Hee that hath one hogge makes him fat, and hee that hath one son makes him a foole."
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"Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed."
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"Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat."
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"Curvy is just a polite way of saying fat."
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"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."
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"Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine."
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"Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out."
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