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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Philosophical

“The moral of it is this: If you are of any account, stay at home and make your way by faithful diligence; but if you are 'no account,' go away from home, and then you will have to work, whether you want to or not. Thus you become a blessing to your friends by ceasing to be a nuisance to them-if the people you go among suffer by the operation.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Curious

“If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people”

Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Philosophical

“History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably.”

Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Hopeful

“When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.”

Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Courageous

“Ours is the "land of the free"-nobody denies that-nobody challenges it. (Maybe it is because we won't let other people testify.)”

Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Funny

“We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Thoughtful

“There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.”

Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Philosophical

“Truth is stranger than fiction-to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Philosophical

“There is only one expert who is qualified to examine the souls and the life of a people and make a valuable report - the native novelist. ... And when a thousand able novels have been written, there you have the soul of the people; and not anywhere else can these be had.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Creative

“The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Angry

“Like most people, I often feel mean, and act accordingly.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Philosophical

“You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-sufficient 'people say.'”

Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Funny

“You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
Angry

“We like to read about rich people in the newspapers; the papers know it, and they do their best to keep this appetite liberally fed.”

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Mark Vonnegut Physician, Author
Sad

“I didn't like the '60s because it was too important what people who had nothing to do with the war thought about it.”

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Mark Vonnegut Physician, Author
Spiritual

“Life for the unwell is discontinuous and unpredictable. Things just come out of nowhere. People try but mostly do a lousy job of taking care of you.”

Mark Vonnegut Physician, Author
Creative

“What occurs to people when they read Kurt [Vonnegut] is that things are much more up for grabs than they thought they were. The world is a slightly different place just because they read a damn book. Imagine that.”