“Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.”
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People Quotes — page 905 of 5018
“Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.”
“I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.”
“Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.”
“When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.”
“People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.”
“Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.”
“There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.”
“Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.”
“The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.”
“I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.”
“Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.”
“When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.”
“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
“As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.”
“Sometimes people just show up, which is kind of scary. And then you are like, 'Okay guy... got to leave'.”
“Be the leads of big films that are entertaining and maybe then cross over to stuff that moves people and has a little bit more texture to it.”
“I feel like it's really important for an actor to play different roles so people can see, "Oh, he can play that guy or he can play this guy." You're not just "THAT guy," that cowboy guy, that whatever guy. Then you are limiting yourself.”
“Nap time over. Gonna go be active. Do it people!!! In the end all you have is your health.”
“We spend a lot of time trying to keep all that stuff very private. In this day in age, it's impossible. It's out in the ether and people send stuff to my house all the time. People show up at my house sometimes.”