"Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection."
"In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips."
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Source: Red Smith (2013). “American Pastimes: The Very Best of Red Smith (The Library of America)”, p.325, Library of America
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