"When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg."
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"Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal."
"From the described experiment it is clear that the mere act of eating, the food even not reaching the stomach, determines the stimulation of the gastric glands."
"The longer I live, the more I have the feeling like God looks down, like when you've just bitten into a vanilla ice cream cone, you just get the feeling God's going, 'Yes! He enjoys it, and I made his taste buds and I made vanilla and he's putting it together and he's experiencing what I created him to experience."
"I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise."
"Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate."
"When you write, produce, engineer and mix everything yourself, it tends to take a long time to do anything. And when you're a perfectionist little monster, it makes it even harder. But it's a blast and I wouldn't trade the opportunity for all the ice cream sandwiches in the universe."
"I love marijuana - Mary Jane - and you can print that! I smoke it every day and it's the greatest thing since ice cream and I'm not afraid to say it."
"Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles?"
"Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream."
"We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream."
"The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream."
"I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and around the margins. You like peach ice cream; I like strawberry ice cream. Both of us like ice cream much better than a smack on the head with two-by-four."
"Working-girls, in pairs and groups and swarms, loitered by these windows, choosing their future boudoirs from some resplendent display which included even a man's silk pajamas laid domestically across the bed. They stood in front of the jewelry stores and picked out their engagement rings, and their wedding rings and their platinum wrist watches, and then drifted on to inspect the feather fans and opera cloaks; meanwhile digesting the sandwiches and Sundaes they had eaten for lunch."
"Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality."
"Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I've got in my hand and rub it into his face. That's how much I like him."
"The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off."
"Never trust a skinny ice cream man."
"In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips."
"Under present conditions, people are preoccupied with consumer goods not because they are brainwashed but because buying is the one pleasurable activity not only permitted but actively encouraged by our rulers. The pleasure of eating an ice cream cone may be minor compared to the pleasure of meaningful, autonomous work, but the former is easily available and the latter is not. A poor family would undoubtedly rather have a decent apartment than a new TV, but since they are unlikely to get the apartment, what is to be gained by not getting the TV?"
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."