"Pope Francis said that atheists are still eligible to go to heaven. To return the favor, atheists said Popes are still eligible to go into a void of nothingness."
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"The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way."
"Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful."
"For me the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions."
"Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly."
"He, who steadily observes those moral precepts in which all religions concur, will never be questioned at the gates of heaven as to the dogmas in which they all differ."
"Even thugs cry, but do the Lord care?"
"Hell is having to execute a pointless act from which nothing ever comes except the need to do it again."
"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis."
"Of all the strange 'crimes' that human beings have legislated out of nothing, 'blasphemy' is the most amazing -- with 'obscenity' and 'indecent exposure' fighting it out for second and third place."
"Ideas have consequences, and totally erroneous ideas are likely to have destructive consequences."
"To command their professors of astronomy to refute their own observations is to command them not to see what they do see and not to understand what they do understand."
"This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians."
"Religion is just mind control."
"Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better."
"In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true."
"I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church."
"This is my religion ... joy and exaltation in my own existence ... so go ahead and snarl ... bite ... howl, you Calvinistic divines and all you who say I am no Christian. I say you are not Christian."
"The government must pursue a course of complete neutrality toward religion."
"The world would be astonished if it knew how great a proportion of its brightest ornaments, of those distinguished even in popular estimation for wisdom and virtue, are complete sceptics in religion."