"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit."
"Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?"
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