"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit."
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"Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is the truth of Jah Rastafari."
"There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit."
"Develop a built-in bullshit detector."
"The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election"
"To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of bullshit."
"People say it takes 10 years to change your life. It's bullshit. It takes a moment, a second. But it may take you 10 years to get to the point of finally saying, "Enough.""
"When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion."
"This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out."
"Money talks, bullshit walks."
"I think that, every time you saw the word EBITDA, you should substitute the word "bullshit" earnings."
"Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit."
"I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit."
"Life's too short to bullshit."
"Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack."
"The HiiiPower Movement is a movement that's going on all throughout the world like a virus. It's about being on a higher level than the industry. It's a movement we started to be above all the bullshit that's been going on."
"Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit."
"Outwork the bullshit. That means nothing can rattle you when your conditions are set. And the way you set those conditions is by working damn hard."
"Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time."
"I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well."
"I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does."