"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit."
"What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?"
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Source: Quoted in Robert Byrne, The Third and Possibly the Best 637 Things Anybody Ever Said (1986)
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