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"When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug addict,' 'this bloke f**ks all these women' because I was just making jokes about all those things already, so it made me some kind of incorruptible indefatigable, indestructible force."
"I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead."
"When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things."
"What should happen is a little voice in your head, like Jimmy Cricket in Pinocchio, will go 'But Russell, that bird, that's a creature like you, if you kill it it'll be all sad' and you go 'F***, alright. I won't kill it then.'"
"The Holy Spirit ain't got a pen."
"Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard"."
"Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver."
"You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them."
"There's an interconnectivity between what's in the consciousness of cat and what's in the consciousness of us."
"Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D."
"Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory."
"When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different."
"I've always had this impulse to be destructive."
"If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies."
"Animals, children, and the working class comprise the company in which I'll feel most at ease."
"I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it."
"Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient."
"The utilities and facilities of major corporations can be confiscated and given to democratic collectives"
"I am too busy thinking about killing myself."
"The happiest moments in our life aren't "Oh I got a new hat or a wonderful silvery object, some glistening bauble." But it's when you connect with another human being. If you can find the $18 in your pocket, you are purchasing dreams with that money."